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  •  ﭘﺮﺍﻧﮯ ﻭﻗﺘﻮﮞ ﮐﮯ ﻟﻮﮒ ﺑﮩﺖ ﺳﺎﺩﮦ ﮨﻮﺍ ﮐﺮﺗﮯ ﺗﮭﮯ. ﺗﺎﺭﯾﺦ ﭘﻮﭼﮭﻨﮯ ﮐﮯ ﻟﺌﮯ ﺑﮭﯽ ﻣﺴﺠﺪ ﮐﮯ ﻣﯿﺎﮞ ﺟﯽ ﮐﮯ ﭘﺎﺱ ﺟﺎﯾﺎ ﮐﺮﺗﮯ ﺗﮭﮯ ﮐﻠﯿﻨﮉﺭ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﮨﻮﺗﮯ ﺗﮭﮯ. ﺑﺲ ﻣﯿﺎﮞ ﺟﯽ ﻧﮯ ﺟﻮ ﺗﺎﺭﯾﺦ کہہ ﺩﯼ ﻣﺎﻥ ﻟﯿﺘﮯ. ﻣﯿﺎﮞ ﺟﯽ ﮐﮯ ﭘﺎﺱ ﮐﻮﻧﺴﺎ ﮐﻤﭙﯿﻮﭨﺮ ﯾﺎ ﻣﻮﺑﺎﺋﻞ ﯾﺎ ﮔﮭﮍﯼ ﯾﺎ ﮐﻠﯿﻨﮉﺭ ﺗﮭﺎ ﺑﻠﮑﮧ ﺍﯾﮏ ﺳﺎﺩﮦ ﺍﯾﺠﺎﺩ ﺗﮭﯽ ﻣﯿﺎﮞ ﺟﯽ ﮐﯽ. ﺑﺎﻗﺎﻋﺪﮔﯽ ﺳﮯ ﭼﺎﻧﺪ ﺩﯾﮑﮭﺘﮯ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺭﻭﺯﺍﻧﮧ ﺍﭘﻨﮯ ﺣﺠﺮﮮ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺭﮐﮭﮯ ﮨﻮﺋﮯ ﻟﻮﭨﮯ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﭘﻨﯽ ﺑﮑﺮﯼ ﮐﯽ ﻣﯿﻨﮕﻨﯽ ﮈﺍﻝ ﺩﯾﺘﮯ. ﺟﺐ ﮐﻮﺋﯽ ﺗﺎﺭﯾﺦ ﭘﻮ ﭼﮭﻨﮯ ﺁﺗﺎ ﻟﻮﭨﺎ ﺍﻟﭩﺘﮯ ﻣﯿﻨﮕﻨﯿﺎﮞ ﮔﻦ ﮐﺮ ﺑﺎﮨﺮ ﺟﺎﮐﺮ ﺗﺎﺭﯾﺦ ﺑﺘﺎ ﺩﯾﺘﮯ.

  • ﺍﯾﮏ ﻣﺮﺗﺒﮧ ﻣﯿﺎﮞ ﺟﯽ ﮐﯽ ﺑﮑﺮﯼ ﺣﺠﺮﮮ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺩﺍﺧﻞ ﮨﻮﺋﯽ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺍﺱ ﻧﮯ ﺑﺮﺍﮦ ﺭﺍﺳﺖ ﻟﻮﭨﮯ ﮐﮯ ﺍﻭﭘﺮ ﻣﯿﻨﮕﻨﯿﺎﮞ ﮐﺮﺩﯾﮟ. ﺍﮔﻠﮯ ﺩﻥ ﮐﻮﺋﯽ ﺗﺎﺭﯾﺦ ﭘﻮﭼﮭﻨﮯ ﺁﯾﺎ. ﻣﯿﺎﮞ ﺟﯽ ﺣﺠﺮﮮ ﻣﯿﮟ گئے ﺍﻭﺭ ﻟﻮﭨﺎ ﺍﻟﭩﺎ ﺗﻮ ﺣﯿﺮﺍﻥ ﮨﻮگیے. ﻟﻮﭨﺎ ﺗﻮ ﻣﻨﮧ ﺗﮏ ﺑﮭﺮﺍ ﮨﻮﺍ ﺗﮭﺎ. ﻣﺠﺒﻮﺭاً ﮔﻨﺘﯽ ﺷﺮﻭﻉ ﮐﯽ. ﮔﻨﺘﯽ ﭘﻮﺭﯼ ﮨﻮﺋﯽ اور ﺁﺩﮪے ﮔﮭﻨﭩﮯ بعد ﭘﺴﯿﻨﮯ ﺳﮯ ﺷﺮﺍﺑﻮﺭ ﻣﯿﺎﮞ ﺟﯽ ﺑﺎﮨﺮ ﻧﮑﻠﮯ.

  •  ﺳﺎﺋﻞ ﻧﮯ ﮐﮩﺎ؛
  •  ﺟﯽ ﻣﯿﺎﮞ ﺟﯽ ﮐﯿﺎ ﺗﺎﺭﯾﺦ ﮨﮯ؟؟
  •  ﻣﯿﺎﮞ ﺟﯽ ﺑﻮﻟﮯ ﺑﯿﭩﺎ 80 ﺗﺎﺭﯾﺦ ﮨﮯ.
  • ﺳﺎﺋﻞ ﺣﯿﺮﺍﻥ ﮨﻮﮐﮯ ﻣﯿﺎﮞ ﺟﯽ ﺍﻟﻠﮧ ﮐﺎ ﺧﻮﻑ ﮐﮭﺎﺋﯿﮟ 80 ﺑﮭﯽ ﺗﺎﺭﯾﺦ ﮨﻮﺗﯽ ﮨﮯ.
  • ﻣﯿﺎﮞ ﺟﯽ ﺑﻮﻟﮯ ﺑﺮﺧﻮﺭﺩﺍﺭ ﺍﻟﻠﮧ ﮐﺎ ﺧﻮﻑ ﮐﮭﺎﮐﺮ 80 ﺑﺘﺎﺭﮨﺎ ﮨﻮںو ﺭﻧﮧ ﻟﻮﭨﮯ کے حساب سے ﺗﻮ 280 ﮨﮯ....ی_دم

  • پاکستان سوئمنگ ٹیم اولمپک سے بغیر کسی میڈل کے واپس آئی تو صدر اولمپک ایسوسی ایشن نے کوچ سے پوچھا ،  اتنی بری کارکردگی ??  ایک بھی میڈل نہیں لیا ؟؟

  • کوچ صاحب نے جواب دیا ،  سر شکر کرو اے ڈُب نئیں گئے !!


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